Submitted by nessastooshort
(Source: samljackson)
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so…. zombies.
jesus christ
….
of course it fucking happened in florida though
no please no NO
NOPE
My worst video to date.
i cannot
i can’t
my breathings
i can’t breathe omg what even
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
NOT “OMG CRYING” CRYING, BUT LEGIT TEARS DOWN MY FACE, CRYING
ohhhhhh my….god
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
(Source: tubaeric)
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
outstanding.
steve roger’s house
(Source: mathaniel)